According to this bizarre story reported by Blue Crab Boulevard, authorities in Virginia discovered a suprise in a paper bag.

A brain was found in a bag near a Virginia apartment complex Tuesday morning, but it was not clear if it was human or animal, police said.

It was discovered next to a suburban apartment complex under construction and near a mall, Richmond police spokeswoman Karla Peters said.

The state medical examiner was examining the brain, she said. It was not clear how long it had been there.

"We're waiting for the medical examiner to determine how we should proceed," Peters said.

Quick! Instead of an ad in the NYT calling on Al Gore to run for President, maybe we should be calling him to tell him we located his brain. Or maybe there will be a lot of liberals lining up to claim it! Right, Ann?