This is a true story. This cake was ordered over the phone from the bakery department at a major retail store in the South. I don't think I need to interpret.
Hee! Haw! This was pretty funny. If you can't make fun of your own, who can you make fun of?
Imagine a 7 dollar an hour employee misspelling a word on a cake. Simply couldn't happen! Those bakery workers are way to edjikatid!
It wasn't even a misspelled word! They weren't supposed to include "underneath" or "under neat"!
I fell out laughing at "shut your cake hole."
I blame Bush.
Belle, thanks for clearing that up. My duh. I misunderstood the inscription to be a grammatically incorrect sentiment trying to tell Suzanne that although they wanted her to succeed at her new job and were happy for her, they still harbored sad feelings of regret that she was leaving them.
It reminds me of a story (possibly apocryphal),of a man enlisting in the Army whose name was "R B Jones". In an attempt to help clarify his odd name he signed his enlistment papers as "R(only) B(only) Jones". For the rest of his stint in the Army this guy was officially listed as "Ronly Bonly Jones"
In the Air Force we used to have sample letters in the regulations for requests for exceptions, etc.
Since the requests had to come though official channels, the samples always the admonition included "appropriate letterhead" at the top of the page. You'd be amazed (uhm, no you wouldn't) how many white sheets of paper with "appropriate letterhead" typed across the top we received.